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Join us for the dinner event of the year which combines fine food and classic comedy action as Marlene and Boycie invite you to a Gala Dinner. Chaos and mayhem are served in large portions and very likely to interrupt the proceedings, Del Boy, Rodney, Uncle Albert, Trigger all put in an appearance, and the finale with Raquel and Tony singing “CWING” has to be seen to be believed.

Expect a big fun night out in a friendly party atmosphere with some of the finest comedy actors in the land, professionally produced to the highest standards and with your enjoyment always at the top of the menu. A show that guarantees to reach chuckle muscles you never knew you had!

Offer includes:
Only Fools and Three Courses Evening presented by
Overnight Accommodation
Full English Breakfast prior to departure.

Only Fools and Three Courses, Bed & Breakfast
Saturday 1st September 2018
£99.00 per person*

Only Fools and Three Courses


Chicken Liver Pâté 
with Red Onion Marmalade and a Brioche Bun
Seasonal Melon Fan (V)
with Fruit Salsa and Fruit Coulis
Vegetable Soup (V) – (September only)
Served with a crispy roll
Poached Breast of Chicken rolled in Italian Herbs,
served with Fondant Potato, Seasonal Vegetables and a Chunky Tomato Provencale Sauce
Leek & Cauliflower Cheese Crumble (V)
with a Seasonal Vegetables and Potato and Red Pepper Coulis
Strawberry Bavarois
Profiteroles – (September only)
Tea or Coffee
NB: Vegetarian option must be ordered in advance.


Bar Opens 7.00pm
Call to Dinner 7.50pm
Show starts 8.00pm
Show finishes 10.30pm approx
Bar closes 11.00pm
Dress code: Smart casual

* Offer based on two persons sharing a standard double courtyard bedroom, subject to availability. Hotel t&c’s apply.